darquedraconian - 12/05/2014 02:27 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son gave me some flowers for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, the only time I can enjoy them is when I go into the bathroom where they are kept so the cat doesn't eat them. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

Hey, it's still a nice present, doesn't matter where you are to appreciate them. :)

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Pleonasm 35

Would a rose in any other room smell as sweet?

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Hey, it's still a nice present, doesn't matter where you are to appreciate them. :)

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ambiversion 12

exactly! still a lovely gesture. and look on the bright side - if constipation occurs, you can sit for as long as you want and stare at the pretty flowers.

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larrena2377 26

@23 "Look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers" *bang*

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Khorlik 6

That's the only thing I was thinking while reading this FML

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fffianist 9

Don't you start!

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SharnaaaBanana 22

8, Come on, don't be so fast to judge. ^_^

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Guys he changed his comment no need to down vote me.

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Stargenx 6

I hope the cat called you for Mother's Day.

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GirlGamer12345 22

Cats can't speak nor do they have a phone. If you're cat fan maybe u want to have something examined like you're head.

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cakefete2 30

Given your profile pic, your comment is weirdly hilarious.

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EdenCrystal 21

20, your* Maybe you should have something examined, like your head.

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rocker_chick23 27

#20: #3 was making something called a joke. Get a sense of humor and go back to school.

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monkeyy100 15

at least you got a present! :)

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iLike2Teabag 27

I hope you're laven-der gift anyways. Maybe the cat will know better in the fuchsia.

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cakefete2 30

That pun was so good i rose to my feet and applauded.

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Maccaroney 11

A pun to make one think. Well done, good sir.

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brandoneyez1 25

Flowers are sweet. Maybe next time your son will get something the cat won't want to eat, but it is the thought that counts.

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blackonblight 32

No, cats that go after plants don't tend to care what kind of plant it is - even fake ones! (I've had 9 cats over the course of my life, of those who went after plants this has always been the case. )

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Pleonasm 35

Would a rose in any other room smell as sweet?

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KingLewisII 34

I'd say just about every other room.

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AnOriginalName 19

Alternative solution: lock the cat in the bathroom and put the flowers wherever you want.

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zandalee 19

Or put the damn cat outside. I love my pets to pieces but I don't let them dictate my life.

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Comet_Candy 23

My cats eat flowers as well... I feel your pain, OP! It was the thought that counted, though c: I hope you had a wonderful Mother's Day!

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blackonblight 32

Trying to get my orange tabby to stop chewing on fake plants is a daily chore. It's like gum or something to her.

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kmaeh 8

yes mine too.. my fiance got me roses and they too have a place of honor in my bathroom :/

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