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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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Zebidee 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:29

Nothing screams 'I'm drunk' like trying to act sober in front of your parents. You think they've never seen a drunk kid before?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:50

Congratulations on getting caught, idiot. There is no excuse for getting so shit-faced that uncontrolled vomiting ensues, especially in front of your mother. I hope you still live at home so your mother can ground your stupid ass.

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anonnie 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:59

Haha! YDI :)

jrsgreenfire257 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:03

Last one

dre_bro11 12

Monday 31 January 2011 12:15

*Sees 'trying'* *hits YDI*

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

Score! Way to go!

missjessicaaaa 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

I kinda think YDI.

raha95 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

don't do that

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

I remember my first beer.

JCHammer 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:03

You threw up after your first beer? Hmm must be french

littliemissmeg 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

Good job. say you have the flu :)

Bikrbum 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:08

Are you sure it was you or Eric from "That 70's Show"?

PrincessRavishin 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:22

win

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:10

wow, so much for sober

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:14

It tends to be much easier to act sober if you actually are, ydi

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:16

ewwwwww wtf

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