Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

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Monday 19 August 2019 6:35

Your mom sounds like she’d get along great with my mom

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Monday 19 August 2019 6:35

Your mom sounds like she’d get along great with my mom

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