Love: Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text...

By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.

Welshite 39

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.

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MillerBeerTime 5

Saturday 20 April 2013 20:41

Time for babe #1 to leave

CanadianCutie22 16

Saturday 20 April 2013 21:01

at least your babe 1, but that's still pretty low of him

philyking 1

Saturday 20 April 2013 21:29

his mom, grandma and sister?

XxxCowgirl 5

Saturday 20 April 2013 21:58

Rename em to dumped1-2-3 and let em send em a screen shot of what you saw.. What a jerk tho, sorry girly you'll find better!

RoseBlack123 37

Saturday 20 April 2013 22:19

Dump him? Definitely!

Kk_Waylen24 21

Sunday 21 April 2013 0:01

So you're babe 1!? Congrats:) you're his first choice

conholio33 28

Sunday 21 April 2013 0:05

Time to send him packing.....

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Sunday 21 April 2013 0:16

This reminds me of the meme I saw , a screen shot of a guy's text messages telling babes1,2,3,4 good night

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 0:19

What a smart man.

Sir_drink_alot 20

Sunday 21 April 2013 0:21

He messages three pigs that can herd sheep? I wish I knew just one

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