Love: Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text... - FML

By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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iarefatal 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.

Welshite 39

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.

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wow_thats_bad 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:37

Wow

bosox17 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:38

So does that mean your babe 1

TheWorldGreatest 8

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:39

Wow ! Dump his sorry booty!

journeytotheend 16

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:41

You should change all the numbers around

jiraii 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:41

maybe he's just bad with names

Usuario 25

Sunday 21 April 2013 7:24

what a lame excuse

perdix 29

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:42

You've got to wonder: Is it better to go out part-time with a guy that can keep 4 or more women satisfied, or have exclusive ownership of a chump who couldn't do any better than you? Obviously, you wouldn't want to marry this Lothario, but you could bang him for a while and save up the memories to use when you are with your future dullard husband.

seafoamwinter 1

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:59

Rename them to Ho 2, Ho 3, Ho 4

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 9:42

Then what does that say about OP?

sameboysamesame 11

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:00

how in the hell did they all txt in order?? And u should ask urself if he really has enough game to get 3 more "babes"... I seriously doubt he's that good. just a thought...

KLeePrice 11

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:03

Wow, why was my comment deleted? Is it because I said the fml posted is different than what I moderated?

Shieeeeeeeeeeeet 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:10

I bet the boyfriend is now Dumped 1.

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