Money: Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead...

By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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MzKylz 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:23

at least you got change.. now go use a quarter to call someone who cares.. lol

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At least you didn't get it in pennies?

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kiaroxilles 8

Saturday 9 August 2014 23:25

What I find funny is the vending machines at my work give you change back in dollar coins, yet they don't actually accept dollar coins.

DeadPixel4 29

Wednesday 27 August 2014 14:45

That's awesome

kikiniksa 5

Monday 14 September 2015 18:10

Same thing happened with me, just the vending machine was broken, I got all my money back, shame it was in dimes

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