Money: Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead...

By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML

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MzKylz 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:23

at least you got change.. now go use a quarter to call someone who cares.. lol

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At least you didn't get it in pennies?

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pepkate 8

Tuesday 24 April 2012 6:27

Ive done that so many times, get over it!

thisgirlagain 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 20:24

First World Problems :]

npopo 5

Wednesday 5 December 2012 12:18

What exactly were you expecting?

Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:58

Hey, at least you got your change. The machine could've just stolen your $20.

yellowpablo 21

Sunday 2 March 2014 7:15

I agree with #3

cwl727 32

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:56

I didn't know vending machines took $20 dollar bills.

idoc300 11

Tuesday 13 May 2014 22:31

In Canada there is a loony!

tzemmy 25

Thursday 19 June 2014 23:56

are you colour blind? or blind??

purepumpkin 12

Saturday 28 June 2014 4:22

This is why I like Canadian money.

flowerfliff 18

Friday 11 July 2014 4:36

Who cares?

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