Intimacy: Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

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Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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Blanche_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:37

why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi

ecrw 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:43

Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though

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itsme33_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:58

yea wetness can be played off as just how you naturally are erections are evident.

Jasper_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:04

never think about sex at a gynecologist. think about puppies or something.

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 20 March 2009 2:05

this FML is funny

uguysareidiots 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:06

lol at #5 and i agree, getting a hard on is waaay worse

lifeftl 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:11

lawl, that's one way to relax

nffd23 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:12

sex session? its a business ****?

could_be_funny 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:15

LOL #16

freddie_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:19

Uh, I'm pretty sure a GYN has seen and handled wet vaginas before. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

birds_fml 7

Friday 20 March 2009 2:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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NewSlang 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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_krystallynn_ 11

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:21

you're a ******* idiot. yeah, it can be noticed. -_-

shehzeenahmed 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:24

how did you not expect that to happen?

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