Love: Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck... - FML

By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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lilylam 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:49

HAHAHAH " baby, do i blow you away? "

carly546 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:03

I hear these situations and all i want to do is find out how they end!!!!

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reliopie 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 6:10

that's freakin funny

Nadinek98 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:26

way to go . u should have showed her by crapping Ur pants :P

Nadinek98 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:26

way to go . u should have showed her by crapping Ur pants :P

ihomeiscool 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 23:10

haha was it smelly probably made her horney lol

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:17

so did you ever get her number?

hbc1256 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 6:41

Im sorry but that is really funny:)

cotyp95 0

Monday 19 March 2012 15:10

Greatest reaction ever!!!!!

Objectofdespair 1

Wednesday 9 May 2012 6:42

Talk about bad timing...

alphatoomega 21

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:42

If she likes you, it shouldn't be too big a problem, though that IS embarrasing. I know I wouldn't lose interest in a girl I liked because she farted on me, and I highly doubt females are that different.

GLaDOS8899 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 21:39

OP was the one who farted...

WhatsHerName435 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 3:25

Good job man, we're all laughing with you. I swear lmfao!!!

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