Love: Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck...

By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:49

HAHAHAH " baby, do i blow you away? "

carly546 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:03

I hear these situations and all i want to do is find out how they end!!!!

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Thursday 5 February 2009 0:12

YES!

OrG 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 18:16

LOL

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Saturday 14 February 2009 8:24

That really sucks.

962OEC 6

Tuesday 9 September 2014 19:00

Or blows..

un_known_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:35

hah sounds like a totally normal thing my ex would do :p you should cheer up xD

nafiul93 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:18

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

carly546 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:03

I hear these situations and all i want to do is find out how they end!!!!

lilylam 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:49

HAHAHAH " baby, do i blow you away? "

metal8214 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 6:26

lol

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:13

HAHA, that really sucks.

VroomVroomVroom 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:28

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA,

greeneggsnsam 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 19:45

#11 read my mind!

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