Miscellaneous: Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

barmeywashere 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Speechless o.o

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LifeanDeath 2

Monday 30 May 2011 20:06

well then ok then o.o

jvmockingbird 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:11

was she hung over or drunk?

HahaYDI 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:15

Cougar alert.

singhjr96 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:15

if she pole dances on her time off... what exavtly did she do for career day?

LexxyLiime 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:29

"In a playground." Isn't a proper sentence.

HahaYDI 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:42

Do the world a favor and unplug your computer.

daxter136 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:34

how much money did she make?

Yourmomschesthai_fml 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:06

I would die to she OP's mum do wut she did in your profile pic :D

ElizaDoe 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:37

Now that's hot!

cstelmach 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:45

going back to her roots

ADub55 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:49

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Monday 30 May 2011 20:54

is she hot?

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