By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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wtfml0715 0

thaat suckkkks so muchhhh hey everyone loves ben & jerry's!! =PPP but yeahhh FYL T.T

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MaramaBreaksFace 0

I'm not surprised. One time when my house got robbed they stole a frozen pizza. I was gutted. I really wanted that pizza.

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NisPe_BITCH 0

Aw, son of a bitch.

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Bhetti 0

ok, my follow up to my #20 comment: sorry, there's just no bright side. This is heartbreaking.

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fishyfingaz 0

bastardos :( sorry to hear this.

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omgwtfbbqlol 0

That thief has got some damn good taste, I'll give 'em that.

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ghadir 2

LOLOLOLOLOL just reading the comments makes this hilarious lol

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

I know! Comments are what make fmls so damn funny.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

That is so ****** up. But are you the mom of that dude who fell asleep and the house got robbed? FYL X2, one for getting your house broken into, and your son sleeping through it. If not, then just the first one. Those bastards!

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kingsleyxx09 0

I stole the laptop. The TV, camera and hard drive weren't there when I got there. Obviously your house is very popular.

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