Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but...

By indianaxx - 30/01/2010 17:21 - France

Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

Standard guy stuff. Everyone hangs a washcloth or towel on their dick and stares at it for a minute for lulz.

xxhappyninjaxx 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

wow that really sucks

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xxhappyninjaxx 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

wow that really sucks

seabrook 7

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

rofl aw

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:11

Be thankful he wasn't fully naked.

Dandamanoo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:34

better out than in

danielj8 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:59

Sucks for you. disown your dad.

Danielt104 6

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:07

Lol, nice dad. XD

Caayouteepie 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:04

lol?

Jake1595 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:05

haha!

ihatedads 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:05

fyl.

LauraTheKiwi 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:22

Your name goes well with this. :L

chicababe912 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:05

haha that's great

bazinga_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

Poor girl..

MuRz_209 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

what the hellllll 

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

Standard guy stuff. Everyone hangs a washcloth or towel on their dick and stares at it for a minute for lulz.

TheDaveCA 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:08

Most guys don't share it with a wedding party though...

ncurtsak 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:15

10/14 both completly true statements haha FYL though

crystalxa 35

Thursday 24 April 2014 18:36

I agree it's standard guy stuff! And I hope we was drunk, but it is hilarious!

snakrange 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

HAHA FAIL!

luvuall 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:07

Tarzan =P

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Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML

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