Facebook, Social Media and Love: Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook... - FML

By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:10

Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:42

Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

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loveispain19 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:32

wow that's harsh, no matter what you might have done (except maybe cheating, because that's usually a deal-breaker). still, men can be such pigs.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 6 July 2014 15:43

He's a dick, couldn't even break up with you in person.

stefanieruth 5

Monday 1 September 2014 22:49

That is the stupidest & rudest way to break up with someone

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