By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Savra_fml 17

Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

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jmrgirl3 6

Been there done that except he told my friend to do it for him... Guys can be dicks

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bzofcin12 0

U pry cheated on him so ya u deserve it if u did something to hurt him

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jenn_and_art 0

U either did something really bad or he's a dick

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choochoo15 0

What an effin DICK!!

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justineis 1

Id scare him and be like... Want me to get rid of your baby in my stomach too? Depending on yer age

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kalbrek009 20

That's going beyond stupidity & asinine to threaten abortion (real or fake). You don't deserve to be with anyone if that's how you really think, cause only losers think like that.

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mcjagger457 0

He is a bitch. We can all agree, right guys?

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