Health: Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By RedFaced - 27/05/2016 00:11 - Netherlands - Capelle Aan Den Ijssel

Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML

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By Such a rush - 27/09/2025 15:00

Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML

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KatrinaKitten 16

Friday 1 July 2011 0:09

Supposedly toothpaste dries it up, but it contains some chemicals that can irritate your skin.

myleshoops 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:10

Worse=more noticeable, am I right?

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iammestaman 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:48

Not only did it make it bad, it made it worse.

RokNRoll11 9

Friday 1 July 2011 4:03

you deserved it ultra lol

ashleii2010 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:12

lots of people have been telling me to try this :/

848901 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:23

It's called Neosporin (i think that's how it's spelled, lol)...use that next time

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Friday 1 July 2011 21:51

no its just called washing your freaking face !

Lexiloulynn 2

Friday 8 July 2011 7:07

Neosporin is for cuts and scrapes, but if you do pop a zit/pimple, put neosporin on afterward.

ExEmoPsychoGirl 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:48

FMLs used to be so much better 0.0

miume16 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:57

havent we heard this before.......?

morethanything 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:17

proactive

prettyinpunk1025 14

Friday 1 July 2011 5:18

it has to be white toothpaste

plebeianFelix 5

Friday 1 July 2011 5:25

home remedy fail?

horselovergabby 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:27

there is a thing called proactive lolz

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