Health: Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML

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Friday 1 July 2011 0:09

Supposedly toothpaste dries it up, but it contains some chemicals that can irritate your skin.

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Friday 1 July 2011 0:10

Worse=more noticeable, am I right?

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underguarded 20

Friday 1 July 2011 1:49

pop it

xrudeboyrock 29

Friday 1 July 2011 1:54

That happens to me too - I guess maybe you have to get it in the right phase?

lvcl64 1

Friday 1 July 2011 2:08

wait.................wtf did u put TOOTHPASTE on it?!?!

skizzlerz 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:10

I hate when this happens

KatieShopik 4

Friday 1 July 2011 2:16

why the hell would you put toothpaste on a pimple? YDI you idiot.

effinsucks 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:29

usually that works, you dont leave it on overnight tho stupid

coffeeandcream 8

Friday 1 July 2011 2:40

so dumb....

FarSide 22

Friday 1 July 2011 2:41

Sooooo..... do you brush your teeth with Proactiv?

BarbieGirl1671 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:49

A for Effort dipshit!

1958x 6

Friday 1 July 2011 2:50

I hope this FML doesn't get 8 pages of argument on whether that works or not like the last FML about toothpaste and zits.

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