@9, 14 .. It actually sounds like a girl to me. "In between my legs" doesn't exactly sound like a dude. @OP, Who cares... maybe you forgot about the sexy man/woman that appeared in your dream and turned you on.

heyy #23, you're the one who ran the risk of calling this person hot with knowing the gender. I have the right to make fun of you. this is fml =) And by saying "but who knows," I was simply saying that it's a POSSIBILITY. You can call me an epic fail if i had declared it was a guy, no question about it.

Women have more emotional attachment with food anyways.

haha food can be sexy sometimes! and very satisfying!

I can't visualize OP as anything other than a fat chick. Do dudes even dream about food outside of cartoons, let alone ********** while dreaming of eating?

when i first read this i thought you meant you had your hands in your vag and you were, like, putting them in your mouth afterwards. like eating yourself out. lol

#32 - I was being sarcastic about the "you sound hot" as in "you sound fat". If you are going to make a statement. Make one. Don't make two different statements that contradict each other. It makes you sound dumb. =) *the more you know*

Hahaha wow so food arouses you? u were rubbin your candy bar ;)

if i was a fatty, then it wouldn't be an FML.

#35, let's not be hypocritical. You're the one who replied to the wrong comment =) sarcasm doesn't usually work out on the internet, btw. Duuuude come on. I'm so tired of arguing about this. I did make a statement - I said it was possible that this is a guy. That's that. Can we be friends now?