Intimacy: Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine... - FML

By hdat - 11/06/2009 17:51 - Canada

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Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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_Skies 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

swirlsofhoney 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

hey vending machine food is good just not that good...

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ohhboyy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:09

#67 she/he was referring to another FML a couple days ago

ssfchik17 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:12

hehe 13, wrong one. dont ppl read things b4 they post comments on them? 69, u dont get out much do u?

amyisbeast 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:15

oh my god. **** your life

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:19

Hahahaha. Oh god this this made my day.

jeri2011 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:26

It looks like someone just realized that they have a sexual fantasy. =)

NoMercy_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:30

You know how many fruits look like penises? THE BEST KIND!

wellchit 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:37

maybe that was the free food ;)

_itsmeeex1bitchz 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:37

#13, that was so pathetic it was cute.

Daaniellee1234 8

Friday 12 June 2009 2:51

Well Food and Sex are the most pleasuring things to the human mind. So says my health teacher.

rallets 22

Friday 12 June 2009 3:03

lmfao at #13, calling himself a dumbass another reason why 13 isnt so lucky

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