Intimacy: Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson....

By margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

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Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

We've all been there......

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brianjman14 22

Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:45

****. IN. MY PANTS!

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:11

Marge is kinda hot. Except her voice.

RickyRelations 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:19

O usually find a weird reason on why u deserved it, but damn your life sucks

jasondavis22 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:40

Sorry bro, that sucks

jcingram 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:43

THE THIRST!

hobojo69 23

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:13

Um... Yes you do.. Big time buddy!

decidedlyvague 11

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:16

What are you talking about? Some of the best dreams I've had are the ones where I'm bangin' Marge.

keymaster44 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:36

Wow I was watching the Simpsons when I read this... Thanks

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:37

There is cartoon **** out there, I'm sure you can find Marge and keep the fantasy alive ;)

smitty2610 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:49

You might need to stop watching the Simpsons also it you have those kind of dreams.

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