Intimacy: Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson....

By margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

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Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

We've all been there......

darrenchan 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

I think you need help.

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jaewow 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:43

Wow u do need to get laid

bevsta 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:46

Least it wasn't Maggie

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:51

^lmfaooo lol XD this is the funniest fml I ever read!

KhronicSmoke 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:51

Well who hasn't dreamed about Marge Simpson?

ThatLooksSticky 16

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:54

You have good taste! Her Playboy spread was super hot.

Gryphus0204 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:01

You'll get there

JanetBaby 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:17

Lmfao wow next its gunna be louis :)

chemman5 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:31

is "lois"

theEROX12 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:17

I once had a wet dream about selina gomez...it was BEAST

charlotte100 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:39

She was featured in playboy so don't feel too bad.

omnipotency 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:44

hot as ****!

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