Love: Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my...

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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Saturday 7 March 2009 12:18

Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P

Mattyknows 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:38

At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text. **** This Moment for you ... FHL.

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Vinya_777 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:04

that was actually lucky. atleast u dont have to go to prom with a jerk who is massively insecure.

xl0ve5x 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 8:25

i know right. i miss a lot of calls and my phone doesnt always show missed calls, and hecka people get pissed at me. it's hecka annoying.

bffsaslut2 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:35

Hahaha, i love the "fattie" part. But i'm sorry that does suck!

nilnoc 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:30

Hey, I don't mind that he called me fattie. Also, I explained everything, and we are now going put.

ericvolp12 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 13:49

if dats not fake I don't know wat iz

phreshboi 1

Saturday 8 May 2010 1:16

sucks ass

Chanayaa 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 1:26

what an asshat txt back and say you left your phone at home and say yes.

mister_moops 0

Friday 2 July 2010 22:40

why would you even go out with him? you even just called him an asshat. if someone is that two faced i would call them out on it, instead of being sad that i didn't get my chance. i wonder how some of you girls can be so stupid. this guy is such a prick it's ridiculous. you should be glad you didn't go out with him.