Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new...

By cat - 07/08/2019 18:00

Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML

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Wednesday 7 August 2019 22:13

well maybe Is because your name is cat

RichardPencil 30

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Now you are hated 3 times as much! I love math!

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 August 2019 22:12

Now you are hated 3 times as much! I love math!

megamuk14 3

Wednesday 7 August 2019 22:13

well maybe Is because your name is cat

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