Love: Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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Harpy20 24

Friday 31 May 2013 14:09

He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.

PETRONAS_fml 10

Friday 31 May 2013 14:10

You know what... You actually rock.

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WelcomeToAndale 13

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:04

YDI - I'd do the exact same, you seem like a very immature individual.

TallMist 32

Sunday 16 June 2013 8:10

I'm sorry, I didn't realize being funny was immature. From now on, all must never laugh, never giggle, and to be safe, never smile.

jrk922 1

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:15

Now you're free to find someone with a sense of humor

AllegroRubato 16

Saturday 1 June 2013 2:01

That was AWESOME of you! What a dick! Forget that jerk, he doesn't deserve someone as cool as you.

alwaysmalia 12

Saturday 1 June 2013 2:08

You have an awesome sense of humor and deserve better

withasmile 3

Saturday 1 June 2013 2:47

Keep your chin up - your better off without douche downer!

EffUrEll 8

Saturday 1 June 2013 3:00

that escalated quickly.

Claytoad 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 3:09

I would marry a girl that did that. He's a douche.

kpc2424 13

Saturday 1 June 2013 3:40

I'm going to try that ASAP!

jcrb 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 3:57

call me

bigalspal 4

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:02

He's a ass! It took me a minute to get it, but it's funny!

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