Love: Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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Friday 31 May 2013 14:09

He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.

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alliem199521 10

Friday 31 May 2013 19:27

Thats a stupid joke. Ur a dumbfuck.

littlecityof 3

Friday 31 May 2013 19:28

Op, your joke was hilarious, I think you're better off without someone who doesn't get your silly sense of humor. What makes him laugh, poppie jokes?

Ginja_HaZ 15

Friday 31 May 2013 19:35

I found that hilarious. Sounds like something I would do. He's the one with a dumb sense of humor.

thunderniron 22

Friday 31 May 2013 19:42

He needs to lighten 'up'. Send him a copy with helium balloons. Love someone with a slightly off sense of humor. Lol

SirWTF 10

Friday 31 May 2013 19:43

Every joke has a time and place. I understand that OP is humorous, but look at it from the bf's angle; he's obviously had one joke too many from the OP.

hplover7 11

Friday 31 May 2013 19:44

You're awesome! I would say you dodged a bullet there. Sorry for the breakup op, but he clearly is the one with a dumb sense of humor and you will find someone who appreciates you and your humor :)