Health: Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up... - FML

By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:07

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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EpicBoobs 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:11

This is my new favorite FML xD

dreamsmean 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:27

lmao this is one of the only fmls that has made me laugh out loud, for longer than ten seconds. as well as #13 and #37's comments... this is amazing. thank you for making me feel better hahaha

sublime93 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:37

Ok best fml in a while lmao

dustbunny10 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:40

Haha that's happened to me once!!! No karate pose but I did jump pretty high!!!

K2snow 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:43

This is easily the funniest FML i've ever read. @ 13, i died laughing at ur comment.

CapriceClassic 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:55

Ok, that really made me crack up! It sounds like something that would be done in a Seth Rogen or Will Farrell movie! Too funny!! I would have LOVED to see that happen!

gclunax 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:04

Shouldnt you know what your songs sound like...?

lyndi16 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:06

Lmfao I totally just pictured that

particrashr 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:10

Wow.

spidergirl040812 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:11

lol this is sssooo funny number 8 ur hilarious lol

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