By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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Ashleigh_85 0

Oh my gosh you had me in stitches from laughing so much, thankyou =) xxx

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LostHope 0

Hahaha sorry but that's too funny. I'm positive though i would do the same thing, but instead of getting into a karate pose, i would probably jump about 100 feet lol

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bishoprsv2 0

Hahahahahahaha I crapped my pants reading this! What a ******' retard!!!

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UnCensoredBitch 0

#13 - Funny! Bahahaha! added to my favorites! ;)

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rixbury 0

HAHA, that is a great FML, and totally something I would do. Nice work Kimosabe. Hiiiyaaaah

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resawins 0

looooooooooove this fml!!!! hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!! thanks for the laugh!!!!!! :-D

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FMMCL 0

FYL or YDI depends on whether or not you know karate...

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usmx33 0

Lmao karate kid! That is hilarious lol, I kan imagine ppl like what da hell... Don't ever go there again, I wanna kno what would happen with disco lol

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serendipityKarma 0

I laughed SO hard when I read this. I could picture the scene in my head! Too funny!!!

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