Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the...

By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

That's when you know you need a nap.

singlwforlife 22

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

Don't worry OP, I've done the exact same thing! It's okay to be a little scatterbrained once in a while! :)

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worthypegram1 13

Wednesday 11 November 2015 15:33

I tried to unlock my locker in high school with my key fob and I was really confused about why it wasn't working

fmlperson8264 16

Wednesday 11 November 2015 17:13

I do that all the time!

Pk93 38

Wednesday 11 November 2015 18:39

I do that all the time! (:

gregjasper 10

Wednesday 11 November 2015 19:23

Idiot

schreibergx93 19

Wednesday 11 November 2015 19:36

This just made my afternoon. Lol. It does sound like a well deserved nap.

Saraishi 25

Wednesday 11 November 2015 19:49

Sorry, i pressed the YDI button by mistake.

Sandman2015 12

Wednesday 11 November 2015 21:00

OP, were you really tired, or really drunk?

Rskittles10 16

Wednesday 11 November 2015 23:19

Rough day at work?

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 11 November 2015 23:28

Must have been tired. Been there...had days where I was so beat I couldn't remember the drive home...scary

quinn888 4

Wednesday 11 November 2015 23:37

U must be sleep deprived, so take work out of ur mind and go sleep

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