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By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

That's when you know you need a nap.

singlwforlife 22

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

Don't worry OP, I've done the exact same thing! It's okay to be a little scatterbrained once in a while! :)

Comments

ZaiopePerSe 15

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:24

how exactly does this make your life suck?

slowlearner 14

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:28

sometimes I pretend to check RVM while running.

americanafrican 32

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:33

Everyone has stupid days. not just you

amileah13 26

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:41

I think we've all been there before. You're not alone op! One time my mom tried to unlock a car she thought was hers and it wasn't working when she realized that she had parked across the street. It was even a different color (ours a dark blue and the other car a black) she laughed about it later

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:56

I have done that so many times it's not even right...

Le_ponderer 14

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:58

This is why Coffee is the most essential brew OP. I'd schlepp around like a zombie without it!

the_panda 11

Wednesday 11 November 2015 10:04

You can try opening your fridge with your cushion ? ^^ What ? It's possible... In unicorn's land...

Kitty1811 19

Wednesday 11 November 2015 11:18

Don't worry OP we've all done something like that. Once I left my home keys in the fridge and went crazy looking for them. I guess sleep is the best remedy for that :)