Miscellaneous: Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying...

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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TheComputerGuy96 16

Sunday 20 February 2011 12:41

YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.

Doortje 29

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Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.

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TXjuggalo972 6

Monday 21 February 2011 4:21

a better question is why does op have a concrete floor is he living in the basement or something?

awesomeguy21 0

Monday 21 February 2011 4:55

u have a concrete floor In your room?

Garytt 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:04

exactly what i was thinking probably lives in the garage

lmBrown 0

Monday 21 February 2011 4:56

183 that's exactly wut I was thinking

annigotammo 1

Monday 21 February 2011 5:04

you're so smart

brantman 0

Monday 21 February 2011 5:09

why is your bed over a concrete floor...

cowgirl7109 4

Monday 21 February 2011 5:18

FAIL

redgun24 0

Monday 21 February 2011 5:41

u shouldve got a case

sarahbear430 0

Monday 21 February 2011 5:55

why do u have concrete in your bedroom? sounds cold.

Garytt 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:12

the op lives in the basement, garage, or prison

marks_fml15 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:44

I drop my iPhone 4 all the time guess mines a fighter?

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