Miscellaneous: Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying...

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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TheComputerGuy96 16

Sunday 20 February 2011 12:41

YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.

Doortje 29

Sunday 20 February 2011 12:50

Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.

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fmlizdabest 0

Monday 11 July 2011 21:05

i really dontsee how this can be an fml.. ydi!

awesomenessXD 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:15

why concrete

scotter35 0

Friday 5 August 2011 5:43

Ydi. Why do you have a concrete floor in ur room?

Liruthewerewolf 5

Friday 9 September 2011 5:19

you fuckass why dd u toss it in the first ******* place u fat shit

Razman201 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 17:19

I understand why there is a concrete floor in your room, where do you live??

may651 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:10

Well I still have bur u are just a stupid ass.

may651 14

Friday 14 October 2011 6:35

You stupid ass y would throw your iPhone.

Happybooger 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:46

Why do you have a concrete floor in your bedroom???

TheHolyLama 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:56

yea, cause you know, throwing new phones in the air is totally rational. let's just hope you won't throw any living things up next.

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:42

Your an idiot nuff said

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