By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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irene40000 4

I guess it's time to stop buying so much food!

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Dillyduzit 23

*Buzz* "Yes, Dillyduzit?" "What is a college student?" "Thaaaat's right!"

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kktik 8

Well.. I have only $6 in my bank now .. Does that necessarily mean I have to weigh 5 kg???LOL it's just ur body type OP

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mazdamanpr5 3

Glad I'm not the only one sinking in that ship, and I just got paid. Oh, Bills, I love you!

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BVBARMY1238 9

You only have 95$ in your bank account?!?!?!

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mowmowlife 21

Broke or fat, pick your poison... Or both for your technical nogoodoers, but then it wouldn't have come to mind

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danial1214 21

I hope you're like nr.krabs and put all your money under your matress. If you are not then good luck to you sir.

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