By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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Aedus 6

Me too! Wait... Do you measure your weight in milligrams, too?

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'd be fatter than a pick-up.

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hateevryone 14

And how much is that?

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samglam08 7

Lol same here, though I have $6 in my bank soooo y'all still don't know if I'm fat. LOL

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DataWog 30

Well, that's not too hard... I weigh about 900lbs more than the amount of money in my account. ....... mind you, I'm also $1,000 overdrawn....

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