Miscellaneous: Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was...

By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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jemmers 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Go grandma! At least she had fun.

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Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Come on granny....roll those hooters back up!

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westcoastsam 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:43

Omg grandma you rock lol

Chixken 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:19

Gross mental image :(

beebananaz88 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:30

Pics or it didn't happen.

SamLiveFree_77 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:34

C'mon Let Grandma Party! Let her enjoy her last years remaining! Go Grandma! Woo Hoo!!

mynameispickle 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:42

Eew. Well, it made a memory, right?

ZDK5498 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:51

that's kind of cute... I like those elderly people that are still crazy AND like to have fun :D

paradiseisland01 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:53

Happy new year grandma lol

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:58

seem like she's the life of the party while you sitting at home bored as ****

Babbalooey 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 23:04

This is an awesome way to start a new year, your granny is awesome.

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 23:18

Poor meemaw she was just trying to have some fun before the year ended. Can't they give the old broad a break?

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