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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Go grandma! At least she had fun.

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whitperky 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:46

That's kind of awesome, sorry

SweetLou37 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:41

go granny

StromyG2 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:02

Nana knows how to party!

judasxoxo 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 19:57

oh yes shes a gangster grandma :)

cat101234 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:53

That's my kind of granny.

Piskar 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:35

Wow . My Grandmas not even as half as cool...

insanelyXnikki 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:30

Wow, old lady's still got it! Haha

lady_rapid10 0

Monday 9 January 2012 9:29

Lol>.< too funny

naulty 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 8:04

Lol your grams a champ Could be worse Sometimes grandparents ate boring lol

mk58 31

Monday 23 April 2012 22:05

Sexy little granny?

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