Animals: Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and...

By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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Monday 16 January 2012 23:46

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

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Monday 16 January 2012 23:48

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

Comments

Bullheard 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:25

a fear of mine..

ragamuffin42 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:36

I'm glad I quit wearing shoes.

joc5_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:39

when i fell something i check what it is and i put my hands in my shoes because that almost happend to me with a mom or dad

RocketNinjaFish 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:19

you almost found a mum or dad in your shoe?

ladyLALAA 28

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:42

I think he means a mom/dad spider. However, it is very oddly worded.

Wolf_rock 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:59

OMG EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TehParteh 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:17

What Have We Learned?

Mayberry_Brown 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:08

That being a couch potato is much safer than trying to exercise! XD *continues playing Zelda*

TehParteh 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:17

What Have We Learned?

wiggles47 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:19

I would pass out...

SammehDx 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:56

This. This is why I am always fearful when I leave shoes outside and so any shoes I leave outside never get worn again. Sucks so bad I'm sorry op. You'll never do it again though!