Animals: Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and...

By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Monday 16 January 2012 23:46

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

ICATiger 13

Monday 16 January 2012 23:48

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

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grace31297 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:11

Oh, Ew!

miaissolegit 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:41

Oh man, were they poisonous? I hope your foot is okay, and I hope you get to jog again, very soon.

MigraineurOfLife 15

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:54

Hope they weren't black widows! Yikes!

KK3137 31

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:23

You squished the babies!!!! :(

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:32

Why did you leave your shoes outside?

rebeccac3 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:07

We're they poisonous???

chocodoombot 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:22

This is the reason you're supposed to check your shoes before you put them on.... Some spiders are poisonous.

ShortyCaitlin 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:58

Why wouldn't you look at them? You un tie your shoes rite?

totallyunsure 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:50

Hopefully they weren't poisonous. The pain I imagined came from being bit numerous times.

riptor911 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:36

i would have freaked, i hate spiders

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