Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK....

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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justysgirl 3

Monday 21 March 2011 23:20

wow so funny.. NOT

kayluhchaos 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:20

it's pretty funny how many of you actually think that his cap lock button fell off.

pimpinpimp 2

Monday 21 March 2011 23:22

lol when you start writng an fml it starts with "Today," but I like how you fixed that with your problem

Doortje 29

Monday 21 March 2011 23:31

No, it doesn't. You have to type the whole FML yourself, including "Today" and "FML".

lionheart822 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:27

really? I'm not doubting you, but I just went to go see what it looked like if I posted and the "Today," was already written out...

nesha25 8

Monday 21 March 2011 23:22

Stop yelling!

idkmylogin 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:22

youre retarded cus the "today" comes by default.. it shouldnt be capitalized.

SilenceIsSilver 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:23

OH I'M SORRY OP THAT MUST SUCK BUT HEY AT LEAST YOUR FML IS MORE NOTICEABLE THAN THOSE S1LLY LOWERCASE ONES:3

wisericky 12

Monday 21 March 2011 23:23

i just disabled my caps lock cuz i press it by mistake alot.

cassbird09 12

Monday 21 March 2011 23:28

Why does everyone think this is so funny?

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:29

because they probably laugh at everything. they're probably one of those people that laugh at pudding or the double rainbow idiot.

RogueLeader123 7

Monday 21 March 2011 23:28

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

iamasophomore 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:30

OP should get a Mac.

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