Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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natvv 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:39

This made my day :D

maddy23a 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:47

Wow. first noticeable fml

nini1121 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:49

LOL best fml ever.

olivia_r 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:50

Isn't 'today' and 'FML' already written out?

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:58

Nope, not on the website version, from where this was submitted.

hellomynameisky 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:50

you should try picking out the caps lock key with a toothpick and then use the toothpick to press on the board. your problem is probably because the jelly fell out of place underneath the key. try that.

NoraT_fml 6

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:53

I THINK OP IS JUST AN ATTENION *****

ukrichu 14

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:54

There was 1287 for both of the votes. so I voted 'your life sucks' and 'you deserve it'. Now there's 1288. AND IT'S SPELT 'CAPITOL'.

sexytaco124 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:59

bullshit

nicelander 1

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:02

Obviously you haven't tried everything since, you should be able to type in lower case letters even if caps lock is stuck on by holding down shift. And you could obviously take out the buttons and put it back and see if it'd still be stuck after doing so. I'm gonna guess there is some shit, cookie crumbles or something that has fallen in between the buttons.

z3vil 11

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:03

shift key, der!

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