Work, Intimacy, Creepy and Awkward: Familiar - FML

Familiar

By Looks familiar - 13/08/2024 11:00 - United States

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Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML

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Tuesday 13 August 2024 21:38

What a twat your hubby is. Sorry that happened.

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