Transportation: Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with...

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:39

Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

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cutebutpsycho 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:17

They took your pictures? Maybe it was your stalker who is now thrilled to have them. Just a guess. Sweet dreams!

Xero3g 5

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:19

Sounds like you've never been mugged.

Bleep_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:24

Agrees with everyone who said YDI for even leaving your wallet on top of your car. Might as well put it on a plate for anyone who feels like taking it.

deathproof_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:29

Wtf? Why would someone take your pictures?

dcubed121 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:40

the pictures kinda suck. but the credit cards and the check are easy to replace. just cancel them all and re-order. but yeah. don't take your wallet out w/o replacing it.