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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:39

Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

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bassboy 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:22

I Stole your pictures. I am now you.

antonioohama 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:06

YDI for being so forgetful.

MyMichaelJackson 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:23

uhm. smart.

lizzilla8297 2

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:10

at least ur license was still there. ydi for being stupid.

purplicious66666 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:47

I agree with #11 and WTF #12 not the best thing to say. but idont see y u have to put things ontop of ur car. that's just dumb

grattow96 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 7:47

Hey at least you still have your drivers liscense

chasleek 3

Monday 16 January 2012 23:34

Don't worry it happened to me but I had everything in my wallet still

TheEpicPies 15

Monday 4 June 2012 19:06

Damn!

SeverelyRandom 10

Monday 16 September 2013 2:33

At least you don't have to go to the DMV

MasqueradePrince 25

Wednesday 16 October 2013 4:28

I hope this taught you to be more responsible and to care for your possessions.

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