Miscellaneous: Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside...

By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:56

Did he start up the lawn mower as you went inside or was he already mowing the lawn

mezochan 29

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:59

You couldn't hear him starting the mower/using the mower? I mean, it's not like the things have stealth-mode or something, they're pretty loud.

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fyourlife775 2

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:52

He probably did it on purpose after he saw the bill

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