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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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Thaylok 17

Tuesday 7 February 2023 16:46

Aaannnnd?? Were you accused of taking it without permission? Or did you find his stash of your mom's Nudes or his **** stash? Or did they catch you surfing **** when they came to get the phone? I mean, you had the phone with permission.

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Thaylok 17

Tuesday 7 February 2023 16:46

Aaannnnd?? Were you accused of taking it without permission? Or did you find his stash of your mom's Nudes or his **** stash? Or did they catch you surfing **** when they came to get the phone? I mean, you had the phone with permission.

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