Love: Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like....

By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:42

geez make your ******* mind up

Doesuff 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:36

You still have the other guy to go after. Just stop liking EVERYONE!

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marigoldcobain 21

Thursday 19 March 2015 6:55

What the ****? You like two people at once? That isn't how it works...

DevoutOccamist 12

Friday 17 June 2022 22:53

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