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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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loveandzombies 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:07

Maybe this will teach you to not flatter yourself...

mf_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:15

"hi, did you want my number?" ...hahaha, REALLY?

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Bitts 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:00

What were you eating?

lol_everyday 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA dammit i got outbeaten. seriously, what were you eating?

loveandzombies 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:07

Maybe this will teach you to not flatter yourself...

ryguy1997 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 4:18

exactly. NEVER assume that sort of thing.

STFCBarsby 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:08

Thats a bit up your backside, isn't it? :

baldivio 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:14

it is easier to attract men with food than by a good girl ... lol

mf_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:15

"hi, did you want my number?" ...hahaha, REALLY?

ajsciri4 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 8:55

That's what I was thinking! Self centered... Conceited... YDI

xkaokaox 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:22

Note to self: not everyone that looks at me thinks I'm hot.

plethora 3

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:24

LOL @ #6

dontcallmekim 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:28

im very embarassed for you..

xqme 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:29

"hi! i'm so-and-so..you want my number?" "um, no. but what are you eating?" i lol'd. i guess this is why girls rather play hard to get? idk.

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