Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my... - FML

By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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GameRater01 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:31

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

MadRhetoric 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:07

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

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danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:31

#6 WTF

Broeman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:07

Your birthday is not that big of a deal. Get over it, and learn that people stopped caring about your birthday when you turned 11.

blondechick69 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:39

sounds like something I wud do. considering I'm a major clutz wit bad luck/:

Hahaurmother 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 18:08

Ur a dumb bitch n you deserved more!!!

ilovenoah 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:58

wearing heels to school is stupid!!!

smileygurl101 0

Monday 30 May 2011 7:54

I wore heels everyday in high school!

PrincessesCrown 17

Friday 3 June 2011 19:20

On my birthday I take it as a opportunity to wear sweatpants!

mvinas 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 7:04

you should have just went home ...

BlackSnowyOwl 2

Monday 10 October 2011 8:53

Just get up and act like nothing happened...works every time.

courk94 6

Monday 21 November 2011 11:53

Well .. School ISN'T a fashion parade .. Don't you have a Life outside of school more worth dressing up for ??

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