Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my...

By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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GameRater01 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:31

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

MadRhetoric 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:07

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

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pltcllyincorrect 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:34

happy birthday anyway!!! :-)

0_0 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:16

thats why no one should wear white bottoms

imhawaiian 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:21

happy birthday call me

DaftBrian 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:36

bullshit.

foryoublue94 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:19

Happy birthday, though... Hopefully that's the worst thing that happened =/ Also, I never wear white

msw52 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:19

#15: I wear heels to school all the time, even when there is no reason for me to be dressed up. I do not, however, have to walk anywhere near a muddy hill where wearing heels is a poor idea.