Love: Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric...

By whyyyyyme - 04/08/2015 01:43 - Canada

Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. FML

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Shyriann 1

Tuesday 4 August 2015 19:43

Yikes.

alexanderavatar 24

Tuesday 4 August 2015 19:45

wow so picky

bnbhimp 10

Tuesday 4 August 2015 21:50

This has got to be one hell of a story!!!

reburkah 17

Tuesday 4 August 2015 22:46

I'm glad you added "currently" to your list because otherwise you might never be able to find someone who meets your standards

dafakeslimshady 12

Friday 7 August 2015 6:19

I've heard the saying "never stick your dick in crazy" but never "don't stick a crazy dick in you" before.

Exobadger 15

Monday 31 August 2015 19:43

Right when I thought we were a match made in heaven.

vb68_fml 28

Tuesday 27 October 2015 6:42

Stop making list anyway...

vb68_fml 28

Tuesday 27 October 2015 6:44

Stop making list anyway...ils not about a List, work on your mindset and the right person will come along

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