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By whyyyyyme - 04/08/2015 01:43 - Canada

Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. FML

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Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:44

Another impossible standard for men

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Men just don't have a chance these days.

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hasooon 24

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:44

What???

UncleCaitlyn 21

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:44

Another impossible standard for men

cinamonkoko 15

Wednesday 5 August 2015 22:26

as long as he has a good heart I'm sure he can bypass this impossible standard haha

coolerjf 12

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:45

Perhaps a background check before hand

rileyrae0000 23

Tuesday 4 August 2015 9:09

Yeah, she knows how to pick 'em

mikeman1744 18

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:48

Well you'll never find someone with your ridiculously high standards

cebsvt 14

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:48

What happened???

jjmack34 15

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:49

Men just don't have a chance these days.

jadalaheart 23

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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appletreee 30

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:51

Well you have to set the bar somewhere.

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Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:53

There is a very fine line between sane and insane. I use this line as a jumprope.

tzemmy 25

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:54

But that's how all the best men are, hun!

SkylineFTW97 25

Sunday 9 August 2015 5:53

That's not necessarily true. Many of us are escapees from said hospital.

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